Show Upcoming!

Hey peeps, I have an open mic on April 3rd, 2011. I hope ya'll can make it. The show is at Jazzman's cafe on the Fulton side of Marist campus. The whole shebang starts at 9:00pm, but I'm going on at around 9:30 I plan on reading a few of the more thrilling pages of my new book 'Finances of the Civil War'.

The Simpsons

I'm here to say there's many things you don't know about me, for one I am a leading expert in the field of Simpsology, the study of the Simpsons. I have seen every episode from seasons 1-9, past season 9 you don't really have to watch. I am personally responsible for three people becoming fans of the show, a number I think is pretty respectable.

Why is this important? Well it's not to be honest. But to me it is quite clear that the hours spent watching this show as a youth has had a profound effect on me. For one I get mad at people who claim to have never seen the show. Secondly, the show has shaped my sense of humor to mimic Moe the Bartender.

Twitter

Here's my Twitter for all you peeps.

http://twitter.com/#!/KyleNowinski

Funny thing about twitter, I still don't understand what to call it. I'm like an old man in that regard. I call it "twittering" or "twitting". Either way I'm sure to embarrass myself with the "hip" crowd. By the way, no one has has had a hip replacement can be "hip".

Basketball

I have recently discovered I have no game. In order to rectify this situation I have been going down to the gym and practicing one shot over and over. I now can one shot 100% of the time, too bad I still have no game from the rest of the court.